You know when you visit a website and after a couple of seconds you get a message like this:

Or:

But you’ve barely taken stock of the home page. Or worse, you’ve only read a

Goddamnit, that’s irritating. Where was I? Oh, yes.

You’ve only had time to read a few lines of a

Oh, for pity’s sakes!

You’ve only had time to read a few lines of a blog post before

OK, I’ve had enough. I’m

Screw you.

Jeez Louise!

This is exactly the kind of thing the latest episode of Business Jazz talks

Goodbye.